Liveblogging the VP Debate
10:00pm: Sarah Palin is lying like a rug. Oh, and she can’t pronounce “nuclear”. Who coached her, Bush?
As usual, Palin is expressing the idea of “change” and “regulation”, completely ignoring the fact that the Republicans have been in charge for the last 8 years. She also repeats stupid lines like “they hate our freedom”.
Biden got in a few nice hits. He pointed out McCain’s record on the Iraq war and diplomacy with…Spain. But shame on you and Obama both for not supporting gay marriage!
Palin: lie lie lie. She’s a lying sack. Been there, done that, don’t need another.
She spouts the party line about Iraq: victory, Petraus, central front in the War on Terror. Hey, Sarah! Bin Laden isn’t in Iraq, he’s in Pakistan! Idiot.
If she says “maverick” again I might break the TV. Maverick my ass! McCain and Palin represent the status quo. Just saying it doesn’t make it so.
Where’s the question about womens’ issues?
10:18pm: Palin thinks the VP isn’t part of the executive branch? She shouldn’t refer to the constitution, since she clearly doesn’t know anything about it.
Biden DOES know the consitution. And yes, the VP is part of the executive branch. SMACKDOWN! SCORE!!
Go Biden! The maverick label is horse pucky. Tell it!
So…how is appointing your best friends from high school to government positions bipartisan, Governor Palin? Lying sack. Oh, did I mention she’s a liar?
Oooh take a dig at the mainstream media. You’re going to fight for me, Governor Palin? You want to do something for me? Drop out of the race, kthx~
They’re going to say she won the debate because she didn’t puke or pee on herself. I expected no less from her, though. She’s ambition incarnate, narcissistic, and a skilled liar.
My take: this did not help the McCain ticket. She spewed a lot of talking points but avoided answering a lot of the questions. Just saying “We’re going to change things/shake things up” and giving no details isn’t very convincing, especially when your running mate is part of the status quo. Anyone who thinks she did well was probably already going to vote for McCain.
Okay, maybe I shouldn’t liveblog. Or maybe I should drink next time.
I’m off. Gotta donate some more money to Obama.
How McCain deals with a crisis
John McCain showed us today how he deals with a crisis(h/t HuffingtonPost):
RUN AWAY!!! RUN!!!! FUQN RUUUUUUUUUUUN!!
Doesn’t exactly inspire confidence, does it.
Wanda Sykes weighs in on Election 2008
Wanda Sykes isn’t one to mince words, and last night on The Tonight Show was no exception.
How refreshing! Thank you, Ms. Sykes. I needed that.
Chris Matthews Schools Kevin James
I don’t usually watch Hardball, but last night I was treated to the following smackdown of radio host Kevin James. (video courtesy of Huffington Post)
You know you’ve really screwed up when Chris Matthews is the one takes you behind the woodshed. I can’t blame him for getting so disgusted with his guest, though. Kevin James was out of control, almost literally foaming at the mouth, and he clearly had no idea what he was being asked. He seemed to think shouting the word “appeasement” repeatedly was a sufficient response to every question. To quote Inigo Montoya: “You keep using that word. I do not think that means what you think it means”.
The greatest irony, though, is that the US Senators and Congressmen who counseled appeasement with the Nazis back in the late 1930’s were Republicans. Their floor speeches were published in The Illustrious Dunderheads, by Rex Stout. The book is described as
a collection of some of the silliest, stupidest, and most dangerous statements that have ever ben made by men laying claim to being leaders of the American people. . .The quotations in this book are only a sampling of the speeches delivered in the halls of Congress and elsewhere by U.S. Senators and Congressmen who have given currency to Nazi propaganda which is designed to bring about the defeat of the United States, the creation of a fascist America subservient to Hitler’s Germany.
Those who don’t know history are doomed to repeat it.
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