How McCain deals with a crisis

John McCain showed us today how he deals with a crisis(h/t HuffingtonPost):

RUN AWAY!!!  RUN!!!!   FUQN RUUUUUUUUUUUN!!

Doesn’t exactly inspire confidence, does it.

Wanda Sykes weighs in on Election 2008

Wanda Sykes isn’t one to mince words, and last night on The Tonight Show was no exception.

How refreshing!  Thank you, Ms. Sykes.  I needed that.

Did you feel the world shake?

I did something today that I’ve never done before:  I called all of my elected representatives to tell them to vote against Paulson’s bailout plan.

I expected a lot of resistance.  Imagine my surprise to discover that Jim DeMint in particular has come out against the bailout.  This is a man who glided into the Senate in 2004 by agreeing with Bush about, well, everything.  Yet we are in total agreement on this issue!

I think I felt a rip in the space-time continuum.

Oh, yeah, and I smell a rat.  Why do I feel like this is just a huge trap being set for the Democrats?